How chuffed am I? Chuffed as a fly sitting on a plum, because I bought a nice big hardback yellow submarine book from the YMCA charity shop for £3.

Georgia had another party, it was rather fab, except when someone got run over along her road, that wasnt fab. But he's ok. Feel sorry for Georgia, though, some twat murdered her swimming pool. Okay, oversized paddling paul. (made a leak in it with his flick knife.)

Paddling paul. Im an idiot. Pool, rather.

Hotmail keeps emailing me and asking me to solve the Kitty Caper mystery. All this does is make me crave capers.

V was fun, I ended up in a big mosh pit a few metres away from the stage during theHives, and I'm not really a mosh pit sort of person, but this nice woman who was either called Fiona or Geraldine (don't ask) that was like 25 and for some reason decided I was her age looked after me with some 30 year old men from Australia. Very surreal.

I have decided I am going to die single, as it has become apparent that unless I turn into Rosie overnight, there is no other way. Urgh.

Nothing else to talk about. Have had good week, though.

Sofie is a nice xxx